Smudgie

Hello, I am just like a cartoon cat, my favourite pastime is watching the world go by. I like bed mice although I have never eaten one in its entirety, I'm sure it will be worth it in the end however. As you can see I am far more pretty than my cat mummy Queenie, this is because I am only a year old (thus cute and fluffy). My cat mummy thinks that I am lazy so a few times a day she chases me from one end of the house to the other. She really wears me out so I have to sleep even more!

I am the Queen of the East End now residing in Surrey, as you will be able to tell from this fine photographic portrayal I'm far more elegant and beautiful than my daughter Smudgie. It is a little rural here for a diamond queen but I suppose I will get used to it - they all talk a little posher round 'ere I've noticed. Still I get my jellied fish (just like the stuff I used to get from the pie 'n mash shop round the corner) so things can't be too bad. That daughter of mine Smudgie has become right lazy since she stopped being an Eastender, right soft I'd say!!! Still oi gives 'er a good old run for her money (and food) from time to time to keep her fighting fit. I keep tellin' 'er if she don't toughen up she won't get any dinner!