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Swarf - Metal Shavings.

Bonnet - Hood

Hood - Convertible Top

Boot - Trunk

Spanner - Wrench

Wheel Brace - Lug Wrench

Wheel Nut - Lug Nut

Spare Wheel - Spare Tire

Tyre - Tire

Adjustable Spanner - Crescent Wrench

(Rubber) Johnny - Condom

Rubber - Eraser

Condom - Rubber

Bog - Restroom

Pisser - Restroom

Gents - Mens Restroom

Ladies - Ladies Restroom

Powder Room - Restroom

Conveniences - Restroom

WC (Water Closet) - Restroom

Facilities - Restroom

Grease Nipple - Zerk

Lorry - Big Truck

Artic. (Articulated Lorry) - Semi (Pronounced Sem - aye)

Semi - Town House or Row House

Pick-Up - Truck

Yank - Citizen of the USA (Covers ALL of them)

Biscuit - Cookie

Sweets - Candy

Nasty scone made with sour milk - Biscuit

White lumpy mess made of half digested, regurgitated sweet corn - Grits

Axle Stand - Jack Stand

Trolley Jack - Floor Jack

Theatre - Theater

Centre - Center

Colour - Color

Rounders - Baseball

Football - Soccer

American Football - Football

Wing - Fender

Pissed - Drunk

Sill - Rocker

Pissed Off - Pissed

Khazi - toilet
Sarni - sandwich (do you have these?)
Turd - Big Mac
Bollocks - dangly bits, dunno what you call em
Septic (tank) - rhyming slang for Yank
Ar*e - Fanny
Fanny - Pussy (Could explain a lot Dai)
Pussy - cat
Knob - Dick
Twat - female orifice or G W Bush

TEXAN - "i've got it sorted" = "i've figured it out" = "I done caught up"


English American
trousers pants
pants underpants
roundabout - traffic circle
snogging making-out
fag a cigarette
gay slur fag
bird something with feathers
something with tits bird

vest - undershirt

waistcoat - vest.

vehicle - vee-hick-el
hot dog - pooch in the sun
skinny sausage in soggy bap - hot dog
mustard - jeez, gimme some water
what's this crap - mustard
sh*te - sheeit
ask - aks
pavement - sidewalk
pillar box - mail box
telly - tv
tea - HOT tea
cold watery tea with ice - tea
kidney's - somethign to eat
something to ask your close relatives to donate to you - kidney
knackered - tired

post - mail

letter - mail

parcel - package

letter box - mail slot

mobile phone - cell phone
Crisps-Potato chips
Chips (real ones)-french fries
Hose pipe-garden hose (can only water the garden)
Tissue-Kleenex (who ever makes them)
Johnnie-rubber
wellies-rubbers or rubber boots
Gobble-blow job
gob smacked-in awe
lift-elevator
pumps-sneakers
trainers-sneakers
tennis shoes-sneakers
football-soccer
washing-up liquid - dish soap

washing powder - laundry detergent.

Rugby - Football (but with loads of girlie padding)
W*nk - Jack Off
Dump - Take a sh*t
Spew - Puke
Cash Machine - ATM
Chocolate - Really disgusting Hershey bar that smells like Spew (see above)
Chocolate spider - Chocolate Starfish
Tap - Faucet
Bell End - End of knob (dick)
Pop - Soda

Fries - Chips
Crisps - Chips
Car Park - Parking Lot
Petrol - Gasoline
Holiday - Vacation
Immigrate - Aliens
Post Box - Mail Box
Shopping Center - Mall
Lift - Elevator
Lawyer - Attorney
Property - Real Estate
Alcahol - Liquor
Chemist Shop - Drug Store
Toupee - Hairpiece

The Impolite Ones

Fuckwit - George Bush or Bill Clinton

Tosser - George Bush or Bill Clinton

Slag - Hoe

Shag - To have sex

Frigging - Female Masturbation

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